BBC Scotland Emergency Ward News is back with children maybe dying
It’s 0.26am and while you, especially if you’re elderly, infirm or, better still, have a young child, are a bit tender, Reporting Scotland is ready with your occasional but potent dose of Fear of Nightmares medication delivered aurally in our long-running failing hospitals soap.
From the smiling Nurse Shearer, who according to our facial expression analysis register software (FEARS), believes what she says and is just following orders:
‘Good morning. The health of Scotland’s children is being put at risk by staff shortages according to a new study.’
Well that’s woken us up. I can feel the sharp dip in my emotions.